It’s out, and it’s huge. It’s a big, eleven-hour read. It’s my new novel, Everything Ends Up Girl.

I had to come up with a new tag for it (opus) because it’s so big. I could not stop writing. There’s so much more I wanted to add, and it has 79 chapters. I tried to make it 69 chapters for sexual-innuendo purposes, but sexual-innuendo purposes took a back seat to adding more stuff. I couldn’t stop. I even tried to make it make sense.

What’s it about, you wonder.

It’s a gay/trans/bi Bildungsroman.

Ha, a Bildungsroman. I wrote a Bildungsroman, which is just a nice way of saying an excessively long novel where not much happens.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to make it very clean, and you can imagine just how hard I tried to make a clean, wholesome book.

Here’s the blurb:

College friends Brian and Jake have been best friends as long as they can remember. So when Jake isn’t ready to date his presumed crush Martina (because he secretly spends too much time wishing Brian were transgender), Brian decides he needs to help Jake.

Brian wants to help Jake with the ins and outs of dating girls even though Brian supposedly isn’t qualified at all. But one thing leads to another, and soon the two have taken their friendship to a new level of intimacy (especially after Brian’s friend Zoey makes a major improvement to his body).

Now if only Brian could get over his hangups and do what everyone wishes he’d do: become Emma.

A transgender romantic comedy with plenty of steamy couplings and dialogue. It’s 170,000 words.

Get it from your pals at Amazon today. For Kindle and Kindle Unlimited.